I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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