There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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