he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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