Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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