Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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