im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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