go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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