yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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