So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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