sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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