Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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