He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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