i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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