Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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