Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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