I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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