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(347): View more from New York

weddingsv make me drug and hornr

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(954): View more from Florida

i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT

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(804): View more from Virginia

My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.

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(631): View more from New York

I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore

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(563): View more from Iowa

Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic

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