I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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