could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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