i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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