plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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