maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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