It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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