right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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