so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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