i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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