But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
