i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
