But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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