I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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