the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
it wasn't lemon gatorade
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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