we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm really busy with my period
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