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I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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