Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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