i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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