to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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