I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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