You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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