"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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