She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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