Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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