It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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