4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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