So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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