Ambien. No doubt about it.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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