3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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