i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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