Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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