Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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