So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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