Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
3 2 1 whiskey
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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