Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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