Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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